I was strolling through "the archives" just getting a sense of how long I’ve been doing this without doing any real writing when I came across this:

Back End of the Batmobile: The state of your Brass Eye soon after a really hot curry. “I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I’ve got a dose of Gandhi’s Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Batmobile.”

Lots of wonderful British slang I never knew.